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2004/05 End Of
Season Awards
- Player of the Season,
David East
- First Team Players'
Player, Terry Kirkham
- Second Team Players'
Player, David East
- First Team Captain's
Award, David Mackenzie
- Second Team Captain's
Award, David East
- First Team Top Try
Scorer, Simon O'Neil
- Second Team Top Try
Scorer, Mark Oliphant
- Club Award
(for service to the club this season), Grant Taylor
- A special thank you
was given to Colin Moule who is standing down as the Club's
Fixtures Secretary for the last 20 years. An engraved tankard
was presented.
The club's first kicking
competition resulted in prop forward Paul Paterson winning the
trophy with a near perfect display with his unique toe punt
style.
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Joke awards were numerous
including:
- Sweatiest man on tour
(Sweatier than a sweaty thing that sweats alot), Gordon McAlpine
- Lord of the Dance
Award (for dancing during tour like that Irish bloke who dances
alot), Gordon McAlpine
- The Exorcist Award
(for being possessed during tour by an dangerous spirit called
Jamerson - the Irish whiskey), Gordon McAlpine
- Timekeeper Award (for
unique approaches to syncronised timekeeping whilst on tour
illustrated by the statement "the reason why the time is
different was that I syncronised the time when you were not
here"), Grant Taylor
- Drunkest Man on Tour
(again), Grant Taylor
- Special recognition
for tour drunkenness (three tour and a mini excursion to
Twinkenham), Grant Taylor
- Duracell Award (for
lasting three times longer than anyone else awarded for keeping
a bouncer talking for two hours until he let him into the pub in
Ireland for being too drunk - an achievement you will agree),
Grant Taylor
- The Mona Lisa Award
(for being a right moaning bastard whilst on tour), David East
- The man without
eyebrows award (not because he had them shaved off during tour,
rather he simply hasn't got any - have a look the next time you
see him), David East
- The Health and Safety
Award (For the best excuse not to play on New Year's Day - "I
got sand in my eye last year"), Keith Hudson
- The Spitting on the
Dummy Award (despite close competition, but storming off from a
game and embarking on a two mile walk back home from Cleadon),
Michael Elsy (who also came 2nd , 3rd and probably 4th this
season)
- Chocolate Boy Award
(for the most persisent wrist injury), Peter Steventon
- The Wonderbra Award
(for the best man boobs), David Stephenson
- You'll not tell anyone
if I cry award (question asked to medical staff about to
administer staples to a head wound unaware that Sean Gardner was
sitting in the next bay), Terry Kirkham
- Best rubgy tackle not
on a rugby pitch (in the Cleadon Club resulting in a ban), Grant
Taylor
- The what the fcuk are
you talking about you fcuking *%&? Award (for comment directed
at a female referee), Haydn Richards
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