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Below are files containing stories, jokes and lessons in life. There's also some cracking slide shows. So enjoy them.

Mindless entertainment and a sound track that will eat into your brain. You’ll be hearing it in your sleep. Make sure you’ve got plenty of time before you visit because it’s just so addictive.

Need new body parts? Knees playing you up? Aching shoulders? Where better to look than our friends at e-bay? Maybe you could pick up a bargain blow up doll while you’re there?

Here’s a list of commands you can ask this most willing barmaid you ever saw. I’m sure you can think of a few of your own!

Stretch, give me your number, pillow fight, shake, kiss a girl, playboy, beer, sleep, tap dance, surf, yoga
or place orders (e.g. bend over, bottle, box, can, cowgirl, dance, dog), etc.

You must have windows media player to view movie file) and enjoy it while it lasts!!!

Scroll down below to view movie, for further options you can right click on the movie window to restart video or stop it etc...

This movie will soon be on its own page as a new target but will run every time this page is opened as a temporary solution.